Wednesday, February 02, 2005

Where is Mars and how do you get there from Venus?

Fact: when child #1 is yelling "git out! Git out! Fresh diper! Fresh diper" at the top of his lungs, and child #2 is bleating "da da da DA BLAH BLAH BLAH da da da" also at the top of her lungs; it is physically impossible for mother to ignore them and go back to sleep, even if it is only 6:03 in the morning.

Fact: if all above conditions are met, father has no problem snoring away peacefully, even if mother huffs and puffs and kicks covers off.

Good morning.

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