1. Keep their skin soft with lotion
2. Make and keep their physician appointments on time
3. Feed them a relatively healthy diet
4. Make sure they watch no more than 1 hour of tv per day
5. Iron their clothes
6. Change their sheets regularly
7. Bathe them (almost) daily
8. Purchase them new, fashionable clothes for each season and throw out clothes that have holes or stains
9. Try to stimulate them intellectually by reading Good Night Moon 6 gazillion times a day
10. Love them unconditionally
Wednesday, March 23, 2005
Things I do for my children that I don't do for myself
Posted by Piece of Work at 10:31 AM
Labels: Housewives are not dead, Parenting without a license
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Oh wow. I hadn't really thought of it that way. No wonder mommies need some major TLC.
Have you scheduled your massage yet? (Note to self. . .lay out clean sheets, because the ones on the bed are skanky.)
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